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noflexzoneremix:

Someone: are you drunk ?
Me:
*leans on wall*
*looks left and right*
*throws up in my mouth*
Naw are YOU drunk nigga? Shit

wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*

bootyscientist:

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences



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